SMALL PLATES

Sweet & Heat Jumbo Chicken Lollipops

sweet or spicy
$10

Boom Boom Poke

seaweed, unagi sauce, wonton, boom boom sauce
$13

Insalate Caprese

tomato, fresh mozzarella, sweet basil, balsamic reduction and extra virgin olive oil
$12

SLIDERS

14-Hour BBQ Smoked Brisket

crispy onions, aioli, pretzel bun
$15

FLAT BREADS

Meat & Greet

sausage, salumi, prosciutto, tomato, mozzarella, arugula, parmesan, pesto sauce
$14

Wild Child

grilled artichoke, roasted red and yellow tomatoes, olives, arugula, parmesan
$14

BITES

Luxe Popcorn

truffle parmesan
$6

Gourmet Fries

sweet potato and sidewinder fries, parmesan cheese, served with truffle aioli and honey mustard aioli
$9

Hot Damn Cauliflower

tempura multi-colored cauliflower trio, dynamite sauce, cilantro

$9

COCKTAILS
All Cocktails $13

Hush Money

We’ll keep your secrets, but it’ll cost ya.

maker’s mark/ banana liqueur/ pineapple/ lemon/ cinnamon syrup

Lavender Lush

Don’t be fooled…she’s soft, but she’s fierce.

bombay / st. germain / lemon / champagne lavender fusion

Coppa Mule

Like dropping a glitter bomb and never looking back.

sailor jerry / orgeat/ lime / ginger beer / peach puree / nutmeg

The Duchess

As classy as the one from Cambridge, but with a lot more inner-freak.

cazadores reposado / blackberry / basil / lime / agave / lemon-lime salt rim

Witty Comeback

Just what you need to spill the tea.

bulleit rye / peach / lemon / mint

Milk & Honey

So good you’ll want to stay awhile.

bulleit rye / coconut cream / benedictine / lemon / honey / cinnamon

Rich & Famous

You’re royalty…let that sh*t shine.

herradura silver / orgeat / lemon / gold flakes

ginger snap

More than just a showgirl.

tito’s / autumn spice / pineapple / lime / ginger

Talent Scout

You were born for the spotlight…it’s about time you were discovered.

woodford reserve/ cointreau / australian spiced bitters
$14

WINE LIST

Sparkling Wine

Glass / Bottle

Side Bar House Champagne

Sparkling Champagne, NV, California

Dry, balanced, and an excellent anytime sparkler. The party begins when the first bottle is popped.

Pairs Well With: Sexy Side Barbies, a hint of magic, and wild expectations.

$10 / $32

Haute Couture 187 ml

Sparkling Champagne, Italy

A beautiful elixir that’s dry and balanced. The perfect way to turn a common brunch into a haute Sunday Funday.

Pairs Well With: Forgetting you have to work tomorrow.

— / $13

Perrier Jouet Grand Brut

Champagne, NV Brut, Epernay, France

Elegant, bubbly, and sparkling with suggestive vivacity…exactly how your friends describe you.

Pairs Well With: Bright pink lipstick and a fresh manicure.

— / $250

Perrier Jouet Bella Epoque Rose

Rose, 2006, Epernay, France

Rich, bright, and balanced – perfect marriage material.

Pairs Well With: Wedding dress shopping.

— / $750

White & Rosé Wine

Glass / Bottle

Espritgassier

Rosé, NV, Cotes de Provence, France

A hotel bed, fitted with silk sheets, next to an open window with an ocean view. Rich and refreshing.

Pairs Well With: Summer in the Hamptons.

$12 / $36

Pierre Sparr

Riesling, 2015, Alsace, France

Crisp, fresh and clean like your sexy pool boy’s pressed, white, shirt.

Pairs Well With: Your polka dot bikini and a tan Latin lover.

$11 / $32

Kim Crawford

Sauvignon Blanc, 2016, Marlborough New Zealand

Unlike the other Kim, this one is very pale, more complex, and isn’t married to Kanye.

Pairs Well With: Your DIY facial tutorial on YouTube.

$11 / $36

RaeburN

Chardonnay, 2016, Russian River, CA

More like Chardon-HEYYYY. Smooth and nutty, and finishes with a swift tease…sounds like the beginning of a soft-core porn.

Pairs Well With: Lace thongs and a romance novel.

$12 / $36

Rodney Strong

Chardonnay, 2015, Chalk Hill, Sonoma County

When you open a bottle to “cook” with, but then end up ordering take-out.

Pairs Well With: A “workout” in way of searching for your lost bottle opener.

— / $40

Reds

Glass / Bottle

Francis Coppola Claret Diamond Collection

Cabernet, 2016, California

Balances power and grip with polish and good taste. A bit of loner in high school, but now has five best-selling novels, a private jet, and a strong Rolex game.

Pairs Well With: Success, boxes from Tiffany’s, and tasteful gloating to all the haters.

$12 / $39

Meiomi

Pinot Noir, 2016, Monterey County

Easy to drink. Which also translates to: “How did these four empty bottles get on our table?”

Pairs Well With: Gossip sessions.

$12 / $36 

orin swift Saldo by Prisoner

Zinfandel, 2016, Napa

The opening act. The one you didn’t come for, but was surprisingly good so you bought a t-shirt anyway.

Pairs Well With: Backstage passes and pics with the band.

$13 / $39

Conundrum by Charles Wagner

Red Blend, 2015, California

The socialite. Gets along well with others. Is invited to all the parties and events. Says all the right things at all the right times.

Pairs Well With: Your jock friends AND your theater friends.

$14 / $44

Substance

Cabernet, 2016, Washington State

Dark with substance and a little rough around the edges. Your dad would freak if he knew you were into this sort of thing…but your mom would totally get it.

Pairs Well With: A motorcycle ride down the western coast.

— / $42

Pundit

Syrah, 2015, Columbia Valley

New world with old world taste. A $200 cashmere sweater from Free People with prefabricated holes in it for a natural “my great-great-grandmother passed this down to me” kind of look.

Pairs Well With: Thrift store shopping on Rodeo Drive and vintage Christian Louboutin red sole pumps.

— / $45